Was reading this and wikipedia and i suddenly got an idea. if i really wanted to escape army. why don't i declare my country independent?. and so here goes.
The Declaration of Independence of the Principality of Marinebithia.
In the name of Wong, chosen High Prince of the Principality of Marinebithia, by election, by conquest, by self-declaration, I declare the following territories independent from state: the Holy room of the prince to the study room with the computer and along with the potted plants outside and the fish tank in the living room and my permanent seat at the dining table and the living room, along with the entire population of the principality including but not limited to our high prince Diego Wong, Prince of Marinebithia, Marquis De Carabas, Emperor of the fish tank, Monarch of the cactuses, King of the couch, the 9 goldfishes under his rule, 10000 ants living under the earth in the flower pots and 5 billion single celled organisms constantly multiplying and declare themselves free from foreign rule.
We, therefore as representatives of the People of Marinebithia, in general congress, assembled, appealing to the supreme judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do in the name, and by authority of the good organisms of Wong, and in the name of our Marquis, our Prince, solemnly publish and declare, that the Most Invincible Monarchy of Wong one and of right ought to be, free and independent. that is now absolved from all allegiance to the outside society, and that all political connections between them and The Others, is and ought to be totally dissolved and that as free and independent, we have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent Kingdom may of right do.
And for the support of this declaration with a firm reliance on the protection of divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honour.
We extend the hand of peace and good neighbourliness to all the states around us and to their peoples.
On the first day of the rule of Prince Wong I otherwise known as the 17th of october 2007
more to come as i draft out my constitution and emblems and national anthem and speeches...
[Disclaimer] the above declaration of independence is strictly ficticious and unreal. All real governments pls do not attack us. we are but a small country. thanks.
lolz.. till nxt time
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